ZEROZEROZERO

About

ZEROZEROZERO

Loud guitar rock for overweight, middle aged, suburban, white guys, by overweight, middle aged, suburban, white guys.

Sydney DIY Oz Rock Garage Punks ZEROZEROZERO are three middle aged wannabes that formed a band to play short fast loud rock and escape the oppression of their comfortable suburban white middle class existence. (at least for the few hours a fortnight their wives let them out of the house)

The Internet advises independent bands to 'have a story'. That's great advice Internet. Thanks. It's pretty useless for ZEROZEROZERO though because ZEROZEROZERO are boring old cunts.

ZEROZEROZERO have problems, but they are strictly of the first world variety. ZEROZEROZERO aren't from any disadvantaged minority, they're not particularly poor, nor suffering in any way that should elicit sympathy from a well adjusted person. So no dice on the success against all the odds story angle.

ZEROZEROZERO have each been with their respective partners for so long they wouldn't know how to pick up even if they had a forklift licence. Going out to the club for ZEROZEROZERO means a couple of beers and a bistro meal at the local RSL. ZEROZEROZERO aren't especially talented, particularly interesting, nor in any way good looking. So pretty much a bust on the super sexy and/or super talented angle too. 

The only reason to like ZEROZEROZERO is because for some strange reason you like their songs.

Most people will hate ZEROZEROZERO.

ZEROZEROZERO don't give a fuck about people hating them.

Is that really so wrong?

 

ZEROZEROZERO are:

siv - bass, backing vocals, coordination

adub - guitar, lead vocals, motivation

chavez - drums, no vocals, procrastination

 

 

Fans

What fans? Yeah, good point, well made.

... but;

If you're racist - go and get fucked,

If you're sexist - go and get fucked,

If you're a homophobe - go and get fucked,

If you use violence on others - go and get fucked.

If you vote for the Liberal Party - go and get fucked,

If you think Pauline Hanson might have a point - really go and get completely fucked.

Basically if you are a cunt, go and get fucked. 

 

If you're not a cunt and you like raw rock with no bullshit (and very little talent) we might be the band for you. 

Or not. We don't really give a fuck either way.