You've had t-shirts. You've worn t-shirts. You know how t-shirts work. This is a fucking t-shirt. It's a special t-shirt because it has the word FUCK on the front. It also has a small ZEROZEROZERO logo on the back, but you're buying this t-shirt because it says FUCK on the front.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the centre (I want to know what they have against creases down the centre)