ZEROZEROZERO Universal bucket hat
  • ZEROZEROZERO Universal bucket hat
  • ZEROZEROZERO Universal bucket hat
  • ZEROZEROZERO Universal bucket hat

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$29.50

The original supplier's description said "Create a cool and stylish look with the universal bucket hat. The hat is made of 100% cotton and is durable, breathable, and perfect for hot, sunny days. Order it today and hit the streets in style!"

What a load of bullshit. It's a fucking bucket hat. You're only getting something like this because you have the sort of complexion that burns under candlelight and you haven't grown out of the 'no hat - no play' regime at your kindergarten. The embroidered ZEROZEROZERO logo is really beside the point. Go on click 'add to cart' you pasty faced cunt.

• 100% cotton
• 4 embroidered eyelets
• 7 rows of visible stitching on the brim
• One size fits most people who don't have stupid heads.

This product is available in Australia and New Zealand only. Probably because only Aussies and Kiwis would wear a dumb hat like this. If your shipping address is outside this region, please go fuck yourself (or choose a different product).

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