Oh what a backwards rebel you are!

You know you really aren't badass enough to wear a t-shirt with both the words FUCKED and CUNTS so prominently featured, but you'd like to imagine you might be. So you go for the t-shirt that has all of that shit on the back so you can pretend it's not really there. There's really not much point noting that apart

Oh what a backwards rebel you are!

You know you really aren't badass enough to wear a t-shirt with both the words FUCKED and CUNTS so prominently featured, but you'd like to imagine you might be. So you go for the t-shirt that has all of that shit on the back so you can pretend it's not really there. There's really not much point noting that apart from the foul language this is just a perfectly ordinary t-shirt because we aren't going to sell any of these fuckers either. But it does have a small ZEROZEROZERO logo on the left sleeve in case anyone cares.

Go on cunt, prove us wrong and buy the fucking shirt for your Grandad for Christmas.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the centre (nope, fuck it, I can't be arsed thinking of any more lame jokes about creases)