It's a hoodie. Lots of colours. I was going to count how many colours, but then I realised I couldn't be fucked. You've got fingers and toes. You count em if you fucking care. It's got the ZEROZEROZERO logo printed on the front. It's got sweet fuck all on the back.

If you think you might be feeling a bit chilly one day buy the fucking hoodie. Or

It's a hoodie. Lots of colours. I was going to count how many colours, but then I realised I couldn't be fucked. You've got fingers and toes. You count em if you fucking care. It's got the ZEROZEROZERO logo printed on the front. It's got sweet fuck all on the back.

If you think you might be feeling a bit chilly one day buy the fucking hoodie. Or freeze your tits/balls off. Your choice.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle (have you tried a fucking iron?)
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket so you can give yourself a sneaky rub if you get it long enough. Look at the smile on the dickhead in the photo. Have a look where his hands are. Tell me I'm wrong.
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem